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Atlas Shrugged . . .

updated for the current financial crisis, from McSweeny’s.

“Our money represents our spirit’s values,” Galt said. “When the government takes our profits, it is literally robbing us of our souls. I will not apologize for my wealth to a nation of looters. We who live by the mind could’ve been engineers, scientists, doctors, extreme-sports enthusiasts, but there is no purer pursuit than the pursuit of money. A is A. Money begets more money, and …”

“Scream your secret passions, Hank Rearden!”

“Derivatives!”

“Yes!”

“Credit-default swaps!”

“Oh, yes! Yes!”

“Collateralized debt obligation.”

“YES! YES! YES!”

Who doesn’t love a little inside Objectivism humor on thanksgiving?

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