Ricky Williams: ‘I Can’t Believe I Got Really Baked And Applied For Reinstatement Into The NFL’

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MIAMI—After smoking three pinners, pulling five monster bong hits, and filling out his forms for reinstatement into the NFL Monday, suspended running back Ricky Williams told reporters he had no idea why he had decided to complete the League’s complicated readmission paperwork immediately after getting stoned absolutely out of his mind. “Oh man, I probably shouldn’t have gotten so fried,” croaked the former Heisman Trophy winner, attempting to address reporters while making an effort to exhale as little as possible. “Do you think they knew I was high? I think they could tell. Shit, I hope they didn’t notice, but I think they noticed when I got resin all over the application and then got it stuck to my forehead. I’m so busted. Again, man.” Williams said he might go back inside and ask if he could re-reapply, as he was fairly certain he had repeatedly written the word “Why?” and drawn abstract pot-leaf patterns in the section marked “for office use only.”

Just thought this was relevant again after his big return on MNF. Way to go dude! We all think you are totally cool for being a pot head! Weed is way better than millions of dollars.

Jeff

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