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Run this up the flag pole and stick it in your…

The following statements were uttered (thankfully, none by me) between the hours of 8:00 am and 10:00 am this morning in a meeting only made interesting by my willingness to listen for more gems like these…I wish I was making it up…

  • You want friends? Buy a goldfish. When he doesn’t like you anymore you can flush him down the toilet and buy another one.  
  • Raw meat on the table is good for everyone.
  • You need to be like a dog on a leash chasing a rabbit; when your neck snaps back you know you’ve gone far enough.
  • Tell them to take their turf issues out to the parking lot. 
  • They are seriously eating our lunch.
  • As we all know, water flows downhill.
  • Let’s tee it up and see what happens.
  • It’s kind of like a bag of chips.
  • We’ve got our marching orders and hopefully we’re all singing the same tune.
  • First you need to swallow the big rat, then you can worry about the care and feeding. 

and my personal favorite…

  • Don’t blow your wad all at once.   

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