“The Last Cowbell You’ll Ever Buy”

The Rad Monkey VLC800 Modelling Cowbell

To hear to the results of “thousands of hours of dedicated research and development”, and to sample the broad spectrum of bovine bell tones, click on the name of each VLC800 model. The similarities are striking!

6 Responses to ““The Last Cowbell You’ll Ever Buy””


  1. 1 rpm

    These plugins are also worth checking out:

    http://www.sonicfinger.com/

  2. 2 ky

    I got a fever, and the only prescription is MORE COWBELL, BABY!

    ky

  3. 3 rpm

    The page that started it all…

    http://www.radmonkeycowbells.com/

  4. 4 bjay

    There is almost no discernable difference in these tones with the, maybe a semitone and dynamic variation. That must be some kind of joke.

  5. 5 ky

    BJ,

    I see you lack the fine ear of a trained cowbellist such as myself. The range of tones offered by this instrument truly open the range of modern cowbell soloing possibilities. Where before I would require five or six bells to express my innermost angst and joy and ennui, now I can proudly step to the front of the stage for my 15-minute piss-break/cowbell extravaganza with JUST ONE BELL. It’s surely a giant leap forward for all musicians, but particularly those of us who’ve long been sidelined to instruments with more “notes” or “inherent musicality” or “less grating and deafening” sounds. Now my time has come, I tell you!

    ky

  6. 6 nav

    BJ- you are so tone deaf!

    ky- I concur with your assessment

    rpm- Mandolin Shmandolin… I think you’ve found your next instrument….

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