Request for Juice

As a frequent contributor to the inter-planetarily renowned willis brothers website who had been more and less infrequent in contributions this whole summer long, and feeling the shame from the stern admonitions of our unusually hairy blog-master, I am determining with utmost determination to re-alight upon prolifications of pontifications in printed form within these infinite-reaching confines of the WB… However, the juice must be juiced, squeezed from the sponge of my mind if I am to find the words to entertain myself and any reader that does indeed find entertainment in my spillings. Therefore, I ask, what do you want to hear??? More slightly interesting anecdotes from the past of an ordinary American boy? More daily observations of protruding nipples in the Autumn breeze? The unintelligible philosophies and elementary opinions of a man who learns everything he knows about world events from what he reads in the first two paragraphs of articles skimmed in the Daily News? This is a request for juice. Please tell me… how may I be of service to you?