Sex in Academia

When I was in high school, I had the same English teacher for my sophomore, junior and senior years. Her class load kept changing as I advanced, so I got to know her pretty well. As I was in “advanced” English course (I’ve been a nerd for a long time), it was pretty much this core of 6 or 8 of us who stayed with Mrs. K_____ for those years.

By the end, we were a pretty chummy group, talking and openly cheating during tests, playing practical jokes on each other, etc. And let me tell you this: Mrs. K_____ was hot. Really hot, in a late 80s, big-curly-haired, aerobics-working-out, hot. And she was a MILF. Really my first encounter with one. She had kids and big, burly husband. None of this daunted my ever-increasing desire to have her. As my senior year came to a close, I wondered about just approaching her after school, asking her to get a hotel room with me or something. I guess I didn’t have the balls. I think I’m glad I didn’t. Though I’m sure she would never have accepted, I’m also reasonably sure that her refusal would have been accompanied by a good-natured laugh and a kind let-down.

But student-teacher relations did exist in my school. It never surfaced during our time, but a classmate and friend of mine was having an active affair with a divorced teacher who had a daughter older than us. After graduation, my friend took off for an out-of-state university, and, lo and behold, but this teacher quit and moved to the same city. Those of us who knew were rather shocked, somewhat amused, somewhat digusted. I heard the woman’s daughter was livid. I can understand.

7 Responses to “Sex in Academia”


  1. 1 nav

    And they call this a crime!!!

  2. 2 kclark

    Ah, it’s so much worse nowadays. I read about two teens (minors) being charged by a D.A. for statutory rape of each other for attempting to have consensual sex. IIRC, they were found just gettin’ it on when the girl’s mother found them, so they weren’t even knockin’ boots yet. I would have provided a link to a story on the web for you to confirm yourself (because everything on the Internets is true), but you try searching for “teen sex” and just see what you get.

    Thanks to the Mississippi Delta cop who shined that spotlight in my car windows that one night instead of busting the glass out and dragging my naked ass to jail.

  3. 3 hempstead

    try and google image search “teen sex”.
    much better i can assure you.

    btw ken, any chance you can scan us a pic from your yearbook? (that is assuming of course the picture is still in good condition.) hehehe

  4. 4 Robyn Rebollo

    Hi Ken,

    This is Robyn, one of the ocassional womyn who visit the Willis Bros blog. I’m an old friend of Jimbo and Hemphstead. Which leads me to my next thought. Jim, Chris, JJ and I’m sure a lot of the Hemphstead & Willis siblings went to the Christain Brothers Academy in Lincroft, NJ. Chris was often sent to the Principal’s Office for bad behavior. I remember the boys telling me that those “brothers” would get out the old paddle and swat them around now and then. Very sado if you ask me. I know some of those religious bros must have been hot for Jimbo or Chris. They were both pretty cute in H.S.

  5. 5 hempstead

    hey hey hey…..i thought you thought i was still cute???? and if i remember correctly i was nominated for the cba swimsuit calender exclucively available to non-lay people, didnt make it though.

  6. 6 canadianpleasure

    Hey you all check out this online sex toy site wow they have so much online, a safe way to have pleasure.

  7. 7 confidentialpleasures

    hey i had the hots for my teacher might of had a chance had she not been a lesbian

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