Sour Milk

One of my favorite moments in the firehouse kitchen was the time Nicky poured some milk into his coffee, watched it curdle, and said, “This milk’s rotten.” Resto was sitting at the table when Nicky said this, and had frozen, one of the last spoonfuls of a large bowl of cereal midway to his mouth. We all turned and looked at him. He put the spoon back in the bowl, slowly stood up, walked to the garbage can, and dumped what little cereal was left. Then we all cracked up laughing, except Resto. Nicky said, “How could you not know that milk was sour?” And Resto, who has a slightly chubby reputation, said, “I thought you guys had fish last night. I thought you ran the bowl through the dishwasher with the fish dishes.” That’s why I love Resto. Because he’d eat his cereal even if it tasted like fish.

6 Responses to “Sour Milk”


  1. 1 hempstead

    mmmmm…..fish cereal……

  2. 2 DLM

    Make sure to give us an update on Resto’s condition if and when he’s released from the hospital.

  3. 3 kclark

    I once put just-off milk in my cereal and paid the price. This was back in my super-sweet cereal days, e.g. Calvin’s “Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs,” and the milk wasn’t so bad that I could smell or taste it right away. After about 30 hours of bad stomach cramps, diarrea, and some suppositories, I made it through. I don’t envy Resto’s predicament.

  4. 4 hempstead

    suppositories huh??? just as i suspected…

  5. 5 nav

    quick absorption

  6. 6 kclark

    The exception to the rule that “what goes up must come down.”

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